2021 Winning Caption
Someone mistake Dee for an Elf?
2020 Winning Caption
The Geese Are Back!
2019 Winning Caption
Epstein didn't off himself
Runners Up:
Tim spends another Christmas passed out on a basement floor covered in blood, money and shame
The first rule of the holidays is...we don't talk about politics!
Watch out for the toddlers left hook
Put those guns away Nic!! Damn!!
Runners Up:
Tim spends another Christmas passed out on a basement floor covered in blood, money and shame
The first rule of the holidays is...we don't talk about politics!
Watch out for the toddlers left hook
Put those guns away Nic!! Damn!!
2018 Winning Caption
#4 A copy of "How to be a real man" by Julian Clary
Wait a second...Tim: this must be your list
Wait a second...Tim: this must be your list
2017 Winning Caption
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the crib a crack fiend named Elfie was flippin his lid…They called him the Snowman, he worked for Saint Nick. He heard Tim dissed him, so he came down real quick…He yelled “Yo, launder this money I made selling blow…put it all in bitcoin, and stop being a Ho.” Tim tried explaining the free market to him…He replied, “I gotta get paid b**ch!”, waiving a 9 mil at Tim...U got mad degrees and I got mad dough, Handle my money or you’ll be sorry…FO SHO!
Runners Up
"It puts the garland in the basket or it gets the hose"
Elf's and Elfet's: We've stood by long enough...#PosessedElfOnTheShelf
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!
"When you lend your elf to a dominatrix"
Runners Up
"It puts the garland in the basket or it gets the hose"
Elf's and Elfet's: We've stood by long enough...#PosessedElfOnTheShelf
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!
"When you lend your elf to a dominatrix"
2016 Winning Caption
This takes the "husband stitch" to a new level.
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Believe it or not it's Ripley!
Was it a C-Section or a Circumcision?
Hey Dee...What happened to your watch?
Now to cut the ...whoa whoa whoa...that's not the cord
Runners Up:
Believe it or not it's Ripley!
Was it a C-Section or a Circumcision?
Hey Dee...What happened to your watch?
Now to cut the ...whoa whoa whoa...that's not the cord
2015 Winning Caption
"We came in like a wrecking ball!" No Piper!! No!! Bad Piper, don't eat mommy and daddy!!
Runners Up:
"Close your legs D! She can smell your fear!"
Hang on to your balls !
You're going to need a bigger ornament!!!
Runners Up:
"Close your legs D! She can smell your fear!"
Hang on to your balls !
You're going to need a bigger ornament!!!
2014 Winning Caption
Congrats Dee, you married a man so LIGHT IN HIS LOAFERS he can defy the laws of gravity
Runners Up:
First one to get their feet wet ..............gets the Bar Bill !!!!!!
Grooms Hiding Something
Who said white men can't jump.
"I'll teach you to fly on the wings of the wind and off we'll go to Never Never Land!"
Runners Up:
First one to get their feet wet ..............gets the Bar Bill !!!!!!
Grooms Hiding Something
Who said white men can't jump.
"I'll teach you to fly on the wings of the wind and off we'll go to Never Never Land!"
2013 Winning Caption
Runners Up:
Using “D” Force
Tinkerbell just Haduken’d Peter Pan!
You. Told. Me. You’re Schwartz. Was as big as Darth’s Helmet!!
Using “D” Force
Tinkerbell just Haduken’d Peter Pan!
You. Told. Me. You’re Schwartz. Was as big as Darth’s Helmet!!